Yesterday I turned on my home 3D printer to get me a new couch. I downloaded the instructions from a Russian website. The site let me pay by watching virtual infomercials for 2 hours straight. I put the VR goggles on my old dog and walked away. That poor devil barely moves from the couch anyways.
Sadly, the Russians must have caught onto my trick. After 2 days of printing I now have a 7 feet tall sculpture of a middle finger on my living room.
And it doesn’t even match anything else in the house.